Consumables

The things you shouldn't put in your body, plus a few you should. Rolled on a d20.

d2014 in the game

The d20 table

d20	Consumable	Effect	Flavour
1	Paper Straw	Blow or syphon fluids.	"Yeah, save those turtles."
2	Aerosol Degreaser	Grease up, make flammable.	"Some slippery shit."
3	Bag of worms	Whatever you do with a bag of worms.	"A couple wiggly little buddies, in a bag."
4	Greasy Rag	Flammable and fume laden.	"Reminds you of your mother."
5	Used Perfume	Cover up a smell,	"Notes of rosewater and grandma's couch."
6	First Aid Kit	Heal 1D6 HP, cure bleeding or poisoned.	"The oh shit kit."
7–8	Cannabinoids	Roll on the Cannabinoid Effects table.	"Puff. Puff. Pass.""Get totally pitted."
9–10	Alcohol	Roll on the Alcohol Effects table.	"Time to grease the liver.""It's just a lil drinky poo."
11–12	Mystery Pills	Roll on the Mystery Pills table.	"Lets go gambling!""It could be anything!"
13–14	Trippers	Roll on the Trippers Effects table.	"Venus in furs.""Like... woah dude."
15–16	Snoozers	Roll on the Snoozers Effects table.	"Get your lean on.""Start chasing dragons."
17–18	Buzzers	Roll on the Buzzers Effects table.	"You can feel bees in your teeth.""Gotta go fast."
19	Fuzzers	Roll on the Fuzzers Effects table.	"(Slow heavy metal music playing)"
20	Cigarette	Worth 2 darts. Needs to be lit.	"Perfection."

Every row above is a page: name, plate, what it does, and the way back.

Effects tables

Seven of the rows above send you to a second roll. Open the one you landed on — the links in the table open it for you.

Cannabinoid Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	It was probably laced.	Your forest creature is now Asphyxiating and Fucked out of their skull.	"Fuckin' oops."
2	Greening out.	Your forest creature is now Fucked out of their skull.	"Oh. Uh oh."
3	Can't stop coughing.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated. Your next stealth roll is +4DR	"Hack... weeze...sputter."
4	Feeling pretty fucking high.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated.	"Wait... what...?"
5	Lightly toasted.	The next time you scavenge the DR has -2.	"You, not the bread."
6	Sauteed.	Make your next Scavenge roll with advantage.	"Lightly, with garlic."
7	Cottonmouth.	The next time you hit with an unarmed attack your target becomes Poisoned.	"No no, like the snake."
8	Enter the munchies.	Roll twice on the Food chart as if you were scavenging for food. Acquire both rolled items.	"Shredded cheese, right from the bag."
9	Chill as balls.	During the next encounter, NPCs start as passive towards you.	"Well... thats just like... your opinion man."
10	Cruising at altitude.	You hit peak efficiency and have effectively slowed down time: You can take two actions during your next round of combat	"Better than playing Black Sabbath at 78 speed."

Alcohol Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	Way too fucking drunk.	Your forest creature is now Poisoned and Fucked out of their skull.	"Blacked out in Verdun."
2	This was an awful idea.	Your forest creature is now Fucked out of their skull.	"Mistakes were made."
3	Can't hold your liquor.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated. Make a DR12 Guts roll: on a failure, take 1 damage as you puke your guts out.	"Chundersaurus wrecked."
4	Piss drunk.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated.	"You would have pissed your pants, if you were wearing any."
5	Wee bit tipsy.	The next time you make an attack roll, the DR has -2.	"I know you didn't mean that."
6	Proper sauced.	Make your next Rage roll with advantage.	"What did you say to me?"
7	The gift of gab.	Add +2 to your roll the next time you roll instinct to charm or persuade.	"... and then I says to him... I says..."
8	Send it.	Roll your next rage roll with advantage.	"... and send it they did."
9	Beer berserker.	That's right, you are pissed and pissed: Roll your next melee attack roll with advantage. It deals +D4 damage.	"My love for you is like a truck."
10	You could fight anyone.	Your confidence is through the roof, you feel like the strongest critter alive: Receive a permanent +1 boost to Rage.	"If you want fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya."

Trippers Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	There are snakes in your guts.	Your forest creature is now Incapacitated and Fucked out of their skull.	"Get them out... GET THEM OUT."
2	Tripping absolute balls.	Your forest creature is now Fucked out of their skull.	"Everything is melting and you are not okay."
3	Ego death.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated. Your next instinct roll is +4DR.	"You looked in the mirror, didn't you."
4	Everything is vibrating.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated.	"You are thinking too loudly."
5	Thoughtful.	The next time you cast a spell, the DR has -2.	"I have a bad idea (complimentary)."
6	Big brained.	Roll your next Instinct roll with advantage.	"So smart."
7	Seek between space.	Roll a D10 on the Consumables chart and acquire that item.	"I wasn't looking for anything, but I found it."
8	Seeing bonus colours.	The next time you cast a spell, roll the required Instinct roll with advantage and add a D4 to the total.	"I will call it octamarine."
9	Meet the machine elves.	You can ask the GM any one question relating to the game, they must answer to the best of their ability.	"Welcome, we are so glad to see you."
10	On another plane of existence.	Your understanding of the world deepens: Receive a permanent +1 boost to Instinct.	"Huston, we have liftoff."

Snoozers Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	The big sleep.	It was too much for your little body, you are dead.	"Whelp, see ya later."
2	Zombie mode.	Your forest creature is now Incapacitated and Fucked out of their skull.	"Braaaaaaiiiiiiinsssss."
3	Zonked.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated. Your next Guts roll is +4DR.	"..."
4	Flattened.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated.	"Whuh...?"
5	Mellowed out.	The next time you make a Guts save, the DR has -2.	"Medium chilled."
6	Feeling sturdy.	Make your next Guts roll with advantage.	"Between a rock and a hard place."
7	Can't feel nothin'.	The next time you would take damage from any source, reduce that damage by a D4.	"I can't feel my face."
8	Stomach of steel.	Make your next Guts roll with advantage, and add a D4 to the total.	"I could eat like 30 hotdogs."
9	Lean on me.	The next time you would take damage from any source, reduce that damage by a D6.	"I'll help you carry on."
10	Flesh of iron.	Your perception of pain is permanently altered: Receive a permanent +1 boost to Guts.	"I definitely feel something."

Buzzers Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	Shot to the heart.	It was too much for your little heart, you are dead.	"You died at mach speed."
2	Cardiac incident.	Your forest creature is now Incapacitated and Fucked out of their skull.	"Ouch my heart."
3	Struggling, but quickly.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated. Your next Reflex roll is +4DR.	"Faster than you have ever struggled before."
4	Jaw of iron.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated.	"You are also aware of the placement of your tongue in your mouth."
5	Too fast for you.	Your next Reflex roll has -2 DR.	"Can't touch this."
6	In the zone.	The next time you make a Reflex save, the DR has -2.	"Not now champ, I'm in the fucking zone."
7	Laser focus.	The next time you make a Reflex roll, add a D4 to the total.	"Focus? Oh I know her, but we are not that close."
8	Light speed.	Make your next Reflex roll with advantage, and add a D4 to the total.	"Engage hyperdrive."
9	Locked in.	Roll your next Reflex roll with advantage. Add a D4 to that roll.	"I'M STILL SHOOTING, I'M STILL GETTING HEADSHOTS."
10	You are speed incarnate.	You are moving faster than you have ever moved before: Receive a permanent +1 boost to Reflex.	"I'm fast as FUCK boy!"

Fuzzers Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	Fuzzed out and distorted.	Your forest creature is now Incapacitated and Fucked out of their skull	"Fzzzzzzzzzz."
2	Would have worked, if you were a horse.	Your forest creature is now Fucked out of their skull.	"Not for shitty forest creatures."
3	So long, depth perception.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated. Your next Rage roll is +4DR.	"The world is flat as paper."
4	Not so comfortably numb.	Your forest creature is now Inebriated.	"Is there anybody in there?"
5	I could do that.	The next time you roll against a DR, the DR has -2.	"I saw it once on TV."
6	Fade into the background.	You can blend into your surroundings (or so you think): Make your next stealth check with advantage	"Peace..."
7	One with the universe.	You make your next roll with advantage, regardless of the type of roll.	"Ready for anything."
8	Euphoria.	You make your next roll with advantage, regardless of the type of roll. Add a D4 to the total.	"HUZZAH."
9	You feel invincible.	Nothing can stop you: The next time your HP would be reduced to or below 0, it is reduced to 1 instead.	"Don't stop me now."
10	Transcendent.	You are buffed up. Receive a permanent +1 to your HP.	"Rip roarin' and ready to go."

Mystery Pills Effects (d10)

Roll	Title	Effect	Flavour
1	It was a breath mint	Nothing happened.	"At least your breath smells good."
2	It was a placebo	Nothing happened.	"Probably just sugar."
3	It was Acetaminophen	Heal 1d4 HP	"You feel a little better."
4	It was Ibuprofen	Heal 1d4 HP	"Your bones hurt a little less."
5	It was antibiotics	Cure all current status effects	"You feel like your body fought something off."
6	It was a Cannabinoid.	Roll on the Cannabinoid Effects table
7	It was a Tripper	Roll on the Trippers Effects table
8	It was a Buzzer	Roll on the Buzzers Effects table
9	It was a Snoozer	Roll on the Snoozers Effects table
10	It was a Fuzzer	Roll on the Fuzzers Effects table